HNT - When Darth Comes Knocking

Continued from Attack of the Clones (on Bsoholic's Blog)

Fully cloned -- thanks to advice from Mister Bunny and help from Bsoholic -- and ready to stage his revenge attack against Mark, Darth Tater and his new army marched for days and days.

One of the clones started singing "The Spuds Went Marching One By One" but he was immediately dealt with as a trouble-maker, and sold off to the first Chip Truck they passed, as Darth didn't want any wise guys in his army.

When Darth and his army finally arrived at Mark's door, he made all the clones hide out of sight, and he approached the door. "Knock, Knock!" he said.

Mark came to the door, peeked out, and not being able to see who was knocking said: "Who's there?"

"Al!" Darth replied.

"Al, who?"

"Al be getting my revenge as soon as you open the door!" Darth chortled.

"What did you just say?" Mark said, startled.

"Er," Darth realized his mistake immediately. "I mean: 'Avon calling'"

"Ooooh, Avon! It must be the stuff I ordered from Dawn-Marie on the GO train. I love the Avon skin moisturizer. It makes my skin so very soft and supple."

And Mark proceeded to open the door . . .

To Be Continued

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