Just as Mark thought he was going to reach the forks and be able to use them against his army of enemies, one of the dozens of Darth clones attacking him stepped in and kicked them away. Mark was left with nothing other than his bare hands to fight the swarming taters.
But, without the forks he was unable to stop the deadly attack. Although he tried desperately to get out of the situation, it was just too much. In a very anticlimactic and disappointing plot turn, Mark was killed.
Darth and his army of clones were victorious. Darth himself stood at the head of the dead body of his enemy and told his clones to stand aside. "We must honour our enemy," Darth said. "And treat his downfall with the respect that he truly deserves."
When the clones all stepped away, Darth stood silently, regarding his fallen enemy. Then he took off his mask, took a deep breath and said . . .
"Nah, Nah. In your face, Mark. In your face! Nah, Nah! I'm better than yoooou." Then he did a little happy dance and started to bop around singing "Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah. Heeeeeey, Goooooodbye."
But in the middle of his dance and celebration, a voice could be heard. "My Daddy! What have you done to my Daddy?" It was Mark's son, Alexander. And boy did he look pissed.
To be continued in HNT - Alex Attacks
Uh Oh... whatch out for that kid, Darth! Very cool, Mark! Another installment next week? Cheers ans Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteThat was hilarious. Keep it up. I think Darth may have the fight of his life coming. Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteThat was great! HHNT
ReplyDeleteLOL I see you havent received the potato shredder as of yet! LOL
ReplyDeleteHHNT Mark!
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ROTFLMA................How could you let these Darth clones beat you like this? Ever hear of a light saber dude?
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up with your wacky sense of humour. Mr Potato Head never looked so menacing.
ReplyDeleteHappy HNT sweetie ;)
oh man, this is great! i can't wait to see how alex avenges your death! HHNT
ReplyDeleteLOL that was hilarious. Bad Mr. Potato Heads!
ReplyDeleteMr. Leslie dahhhhhling. You do know you are not well ---- right? Yay!!!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL
Love it;) HHNT!
ReplyDeleteWell of course he was pissed...no one picks on his daddy but him! HHNT!
ReplyDeleteLooks like you need the kiss from a princess! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy HNT!
Genius. Good stamp tool effort, too!
ReplyDeletedrool! drool everywhere!
ReplyDeletelol
will make for better mashed potatoes!
HHNT!
Very funny! Your son is adorable just like his daddy.
ReplyDeleteThat is a freaking scream! HHNT!
ReplyDeleteLove it! Just love it! HHNT!
ReplyDeleteOMG!!
ReplyDelete*giggles*,
you are freakin hilarious and your lil guy is tooo cute beyond all words. I hope he gums that nasty tater!!
& I love your NeoCOUNTER.. I want one ;)
Happy HNT
You can take 'em Mark.
ReplyDeleteFight dammit FIGHT!
They have removable arms, I know you can do it!
HHNT :)
Where the heck did you get all those Mr.Potato head darth vaders??
ReplyDeleteI love it! And your son is soo cute!!
Happy HNT :)
Definately the best one I have seen yet!
ReplyDeleteHappy HNT
Go Alex! ( sure hope he's old enough to use the forks.)
ReplyDelete(and just wait till he's 13 like MY Alex... he might not stand up for you then. hehe)
None of you understand. He had it coming. I mean if any of you had seen the numbers he has slaughtered. The 90's were the worst years. It was horrible. First soaking them in freezing water then digging their eyes out with a knife and then skining them alive. After cutting them to bits he would put them in bioling hot water or oil. Sometimes after, he would smash them to smithereens. As if this weren't enough just before he devoured them he'd often cover them in ketchup, to make them look like they had blead to death. Awfull! Sorry Alex, but you daddy was a very bad man!
ReplyDeleteNot that there is anything wrong with that . . . You should see what he's don to eggs!