The attack of the Darth clones was swift and ruthless, completely catching Mark by surprise. He was able to step on a few of the spuds; able, even, to knock a few out of the air and squeeze a few in his hands.
But the never-ending onslaught of Taters was too much. For every spud he was able to defeat, another two stepped into their place. He was seriously outnumbered.
As blow after blow struck his thick, balding head, Mister Bunny's words of wisdom came to him. "Use the forks, Mark. Use the forks."
The Taters forced him off of his feet, and he fell to the floor not far from the forks he'd been practicing with moments before that fateful knock on the door which led to this attack. He desperately reached out, but was still inches away from reaching his weapon of choice.
Will Mark be able to use the forks to get out of his current predicament?
Will the Darth Tater clones be victorious in their revenge?
Will Mark regret eating Darth Tater's father with a light dusting of salt and dipped in ketchup?
Will this silly Darth Tater series ever come to an end?
To be continued . . .
23 comments:
Mark! You are amazing! LMAO! Cheers and Happy HNT!
LMAOROF. Thats great! HHNT!
I'm laughing so f'in hard right now!!!! You crack me up... "use the forks" - GAH!!!!
And all those books in the background!!! What I would give to browse...
*~Happy HNT~*
Ok Mark, I'm sending over my sharp new french fry cutter...that oughta take care of em! HHNT!
Well, may the forks be with you my dear...
Love it as usual!
lol this is great! happy hnt!
I really love this series...HHNT :)
Can I have your tots?
HHNT
ROTFLMAO! This is great. Happy HNT!
hahahahahahahahahaha.
I love this series. It makes me laugh even though it's late at night and I will probably laugh at any thing.
I bet i'd laugh at this even if it were early.
HHNT!
Love it, you are as mad as a hatter do you know that?
Happy HNT sweetie ;)
i needed the grin! thanks mark, this series is one of my favorite things about HNT i hope it desn't end. or if it does maybe there is a sequel or 2 or 6 or 12, lol. hapy HNT!
LMFAO!!! This is absolutely hilarious!
2 funny hhnt!
now see..
In the Navy, You can sail the seven Seas...and this would never have happened....
LOL! I love these! :-D Happy HNT!
Very funny, thanks for making me laugh
Hilarious!
Happy HNT!
Hahaha, I love this. I especially love the choice of your weapons!
Happy HNT!
Psst... letting you know that the final section of "Lies... " has been posted. :)
lemme know when chat comes to look at the books since her post was exactly what I was going to write! maybe we could, u know, do a group activity...
...
..like a erm, book club or something.
:P
I am laughing sooo freaking hard at your post right now its not even funny!! too much m'dear!! haha
HHNT!!!
ooooh damn I hate cliffhangers! How do the forks get used this time? Does Mark end up with potato on his face? Or does he get mashed?
*sigh*
Oh, the suspense....
HHNF (so I missed Thursday... garage sales make for days like that!)
ROFLMAO...Your Darth Tater series is a hoot!
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