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Thursday, April 13, 2006

HNT - Darth's Revenge Part II

Continued from HNT - Darth's Revenge Part I

The attack of the Darth clones was swift and ruthless, completely catching Mark by surprise. He was able to step on a few of the spuds; able, even, to knock a few out of the air and squeeze a few in his hands.


But the never-ending onslaught of Taters was too much. For every spud he was able to defeat, another two stepped into their place. He was seriously outnumbered.

As blow after blow struck his thick, balding head, Mister Bunny's words of wisdom came to him. "Use the forks, Mark. Use the forks."

The Taters forced him off of his feet, and he fell to the floor not far from the forks he'd been practicing with moments before that fateful knock on the door which led to this attack. He desperately reached out, but was still inches away from reaching his weapon of choice.

Will Mark be able to use the forks to get out of his current predicament?

Will the Darth Tater clones be victorious in their revenge?

Will Mark regret eating Darth Tater's father with a light dusting of salt and dipped in ketchup?

Will this silly Darth Tater series ever come to an end?

To be continued . . .


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27 comments:

lecram sinun said...

Mark! You are amazing! LMAO! Cheers and Happy HNT!

paitl1 said...

LMAOROF. Thats great! HHNT!

Phain said...

I'm laughing so f'in hard right now!!!! You crack me up... "use the forks" - GAH!!!!

And all those books in the background!!! What I would give to browse...

*~Happy HNT~*

barefoot_mistress said...

Ok Mark, I'm sending over my sharp new french fry cutter...that oughta take care of em! HHNT!

Just Some Gal said...

Well, may the forks be with you my dear...

Love it as usual!

Robyn said...

lol this is great! happy hnt!

Crimson said...

I really love this series...HHNT :)

Bellarosa said...

Can I have your tots?

HHNT

BTExpress said...

ROTFLMAO! This is great. Happy HNT!

The Lily said...

hahahahahahahahahaha.

I love this series. It makes me laugh even though it's late at night and I will probably laugh at any thing.

I bet i'd laugh at this even if it were early.

HHNT!

Suze said...

Love it, you are as mad as a hatter do you know that?

Happy HNT sweetie ;)

Gabby said...

This is so fab! I hope that even if you end this story, you'll look into doing a few sequels (or maybe PREQUELS!)

Happy HNT!

S said...

LOL.. you are too funny:)

Great HNT pics...
have a good one!

lime said...

i needed the grin! thanks mark, this series is one of my favorite things about HNT i hope it desn't end. or if it does maybe there is a sequel or 2 or 6 or 12, lol. hapy HNT!

Ameratis said...

MARK!! You are killing me here! :) I used to make fun of friends who were addicted to TV shows and just had to watch them every week or they might die or something, but now I think I am beginning to understand because I think I am like that with this series. I love it! May the forks be with you and look deep inside you my friend for there lies the answer (your stomach maybe?) Ha ha!

The ever-insane and now addicted,
Imp

Mia said...

LMFAO!!! This is absolutely hilarious!

Ryan said...

2 funny hhnt!

Kimberly said...

too funny Mark too funny...

hope you survive and have us all over for fresh cut fries really soon!!!

Happy HNT!

The Village Idiot said...

now see..

In the Navy, You can sail the seven Seas...and this would never have happened....

CatPants said...

LOL! I love these! :-D Happy HNT!

Mistify said...

Very funny, thanks for making me laugh

Sassy One said...

Hilarious!
Happy HNT!

Lee Ann said...

Hahaha, I love this. I especially love the choice of your weapons!
Happy HNT!

lecram sinun said...

Psst... letting you know that the final section of "Lies... " has been posted. :)

miss_lissa said...

lemme know when chat comes to look at the books since her post was exactly what I was going to write! maybe we could, u know, do a group activity...
...
..like a erm, book club or something.
:P

I am laughing sooo freaking hard at your post right now its not even funny!! too much m'dear!! haha

HHNT!!!

Lara said...

ooooh damn I hate cliffhangers! How do the forks get used this time? Does Mark end up with potato on his face? Or does he get mashed?

*sigh*

Oh, the suspense....

HHNF (so I missed Thursday... garage sales make for days like that!)

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

ROFLMAO...Your Darth Tater series is a hoot!