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Monday, November 06, 2006

Quotes From Dad Of The Year

This weekend, as Alexander and I were putting away the Halloween decorations, I was wondering what someone overhearing the father and son bonding moment would have thought when they heard me say the following:

"Alexander, please pick up these bones and this skull and put them in that coffin."

5 comments:

Franny said...

LMAO...we would have thought it was just a normal day at the Lefebvre household! (You left yourself WIDE OPEN for that!)

Have you trained Alexander on the finer points of shallow grave digging yet? Or the multiple uses of a hammer?

Rainypete said...

Nothing wrong with that at all. Now if you had said help daddy hold this guy down while I hit him with a blunt instrument I might think less of you........naaahh.

Spitfire said...

well, at least he knows how to help you out when you get in that "bind"

do you have a crawl space???

lime said...

BWAHAHAHA! not unlike when my girls were 3 and 5 and playing with a blob of play-do imagining it was a squirrel daddy had just brought home from hunting. they were pretending to eviscerate it. very gleefully i might add.

Franny said...

Also, a challenge: "I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?"

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