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Sunday, August 20, 2006

Nervously, He Twitched

Occasionally, I like to check the stats to see where people are coming from when they visit one of my presences on the web. I find it so interesting at how many people land on my One Hand Screaming site when searching for the term "nervous twitching" -- usually in conjunction with some other words such as "cheek nervous twitch" or "nervous twitching in arms and head"

And I feel bad about it too. I mean, I imagine that they're likely doing online medical info searches and are looking for helpful info, and there's my site, drawing them in, offering them nothing more than a dead end for their cause. (I like to think of my fiction as an enjoyable escape from reality, but I'm sure when you're looking for something purposely, it's more of a dead end).

So, to try to turn my karma around, I wanted to remind people that Nervous Twitching is a short short story of mine you can read for free online here. (As well as several other stories) See, I'm giving something away free. Good karma.

Oh, and for those people who searched and found this post due to a "nervous twitching" search -- because it's likely I inadvertently will cause this because I mentioned the term so many times -- for more info try clicking HERE for muscle cramps/twitching or HERE for nervous twitching under eye and HERE for how to deal with neurotic twitching.

6 comments:

lecram sinun said...

Over the last few weeks a lot of visitors have come to my blog looking for Jack Wild, Mark Lester and Tracy Hyde... just because I posted pics of them once.

Gwen said...

My, my, my - entertainment and medical assistance. That's quite the service you are providing man!

lime said...

how very charitable. you're such a good guy, mark. and yet so twisted. perfect combo....mwahahahha. musrt be why i like you.

ok, someone tell me how the heck to check the search inquiries....i'm intrigued now.

steve said...

Had a Geography teacher like you in High School.

WestDoor said...

Neurotic Twitching........Oh oh oh...I was here for that.....

Franny said...

No, seriously, that is a piss! (My apologies to those who suffer from any of the afflictions you mentioned) My suggestions for future online fiction pieces: "Halitosis!", "Erectile Dysfunction!" and "Hot Asian Girls!"

PS: left you a plug on my blog ;)