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Thursday, March 15, 2007

HNT - TiT - Captured


Terror in Toyland (TiT) - An HNT Adventure
by Mark Leslie



Continued from this post.

Disturbed that the latest laser blast had not only changed his shirt again, but had also shrunk him down to a height of 4 inches, Mark lay on the floor virtually paralyzed in fear. He knew that his enemies were close, but wasn't able to get away from them.

Darth and his cronies laughed as they looked at him.

"What a goofy look on his face," Darth said. "I bet his mother used to tell him not to make such goofy faces or his face might freeze like that."

"He's so funny to look at, it would almost be a shame to kill him." Spud Trooper said.

"Oh," Darth said. "We're not going to kill him. Not just yet. We need to stretch this story out as long as possible and drag it on and on and on like the first Spud Wars HNT series last year."

"You're getting all self-reflective again," Artoo said.

"Oh," Darth said, picking Mark up off the floor. "Sorry about that. It was just a cheap attempt at humour. What I meant to say was that I have a very special series of tortures in mind for our little friend. He's going to learn what it's like to be TOYED with."


To Be Continued . . .



11 comments:

BTExpress said...

OMG, I'm worried for you. What if the toys they are talking about vibrate? I hope you'll be okay.

lime said...

LMAO!!! i never saw this plot twist coming and now you're going to make me wait a whoel week for the next installment? i think youand those spuds are toying with ME. man, you make me smile ear to ear every week!

HHNT

Chelle said...

LOL You look so cute that small....lol Ummm hope you have fun being "toyed" with! lol

HNT :)

barefoot_mistress said...

Yes yes yes!!! Mark, this so rocks! I cant wait to see what happens.

I once drew a comic strip in which my father drinks insecticide and shrinks.....was fun having giant ladybugs trample him and having him fall into gopher holes..but then, that's sorta revealing isn't it! LOL

A most excellent HNT, cant wait for next week!

Natalia said...

ROTFL. Awesomeness supreme.

-N

tkkerouac said...

Too funny, happy HNT!

Stealth said...

OH.MY.GOD.

I am worried about you at this juncture Mr. Leslie.

Very worried.

LOL!

HHNT...I hope they don't do weird carnie shit to you!!

Regal said...

Happy HNT

SIMPLY ME said...

LMAO! Happy HNT

Kimberly said...

see what happens when you abuse your toys? haven't you ever seen toy story...and the neighbour...Syd?

Happy HNT!

Rainypete said...

Poor tiny Mark.