Terror in Toyland (TiT) - An HNT Adventure
by Mark Leslie
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Mark was still unconscious while the Play-Doh men dragged him over to the Play-Doh Fun Factory.
"He's going to be churned through the Fun Factory machine, and we'll see how HE likes being squished and squeezed and then left out to dry and then be thrown in the garbage." Greenish-brown Play-Doh man said.
"Yeah, and that'll teach him to change underwear between episodes and think that the readers didn't catch the continuity issues with the pictures." Yellow Play-Doh man said.
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?" Greenish-brown Play-Doh man asked.
"I was just sayin'."
"Well stop sayin' and being all self-referential. We've got a job to do here."
"Alright," Yellow Play-Doh man said, and then mumbled under his breath. "But his underwear did change sometime between The Great Train Escape and Desperately Seeking Susie."
"Are you still going on about his underwear?" Greenish-Brown man bellowed. "Give it up, man. Let it go already."
And, the argument over, the hauled Mark into the Play-Doh Fun Factory and started squishing him down.
Mark woke with a start as the Greenish-Brown man started to squish him in the machine.
"He's going to be churned through the Fun Factory machine, and we'll see how HE likes being squished and squeezed and then left out to dry and then be thrown in the garbage." Greenish-brown Play-Doh man said.
"Yeah, and that'll teach him to change underwear between episodes and think that the readers didn't catch the continuity issues with the pictures." Yellow Play-Doh man said.
"What the hell does that have to do with anything?" Greenish-brown Play-Doh man asked.
"I was just sayin'."
"Well stop sayin' and being all self-referential. We've got a job to do here."
"Alright," Yellow Play-Doh man said, and then mumbled under his breath. "But his underwear did change sometime between The Great Train Escape and Desperately Seeking Susie."
"Are you still going on about his underwear?" Greenish-Brown man bellowed. "Give it up, man. Let it go already."
And, the argument over, the hauled Mark into the Play-Doh Fun Factory and started squishing him down.
Mark woke with a start as the Greenish-Brown man started to squish him in the machine.
Will Mark be able to escape?
And if he does will his underwear be different again?
Is anyone interested in being a continuity editor for this series?
Will the Neilsen ratings support bringing this series back for another season?
All of these questions (okay, maybe one of them) will be answered in the next episode.
And if he does will his underwear be different again?
Is anyone interested in being a continuity editor for this series?
Will the Neilsen ratings support bringing this series back for another season?
All of these questions (okay, maybe one of them) will be answered in the next episode.
To be continued . . .
14 comments:
screw continuity... I'm just thrilled you change your underwear :)
Ewww... I always hated playdoh
LOL! OK... I have to admit the squish pic looks both funny and painful. I am disturbed, I know.
Cheers and Happy HNT!
One, we are all glad that you changed your underwear. Perhaps Mrs Potato Vader brought them for you in her little storage butt.
Secondly, those chops of you in the play doh presser are hilarious, man! Very good.
I will try to get some pics to you soon.
In the meanwhile, hang in there.....those playdoh pressers can be hard on the anatomy.
Thats hilarious!
HHNT!
all i can say is if i was being chased and then squished by giant play doh men my underwear would look decidedly different if i DIDN'T change them....
HHNt ya nut, i hope the neilsens bring back more....
Great fun - thanks.
haha! Leave us hangin' with a nail-biter why doncha?
LOL - happy HNT :)
Very creative. There's something kind of sensual about Play-Doh ~ squishing it, having it ooze out between your fingers, the smell. Okay, maybe not the smell. HHNT!
You have some great boxer short collection, happy HNT!
LOLOL!! That is positively cosmic...you and your boxers and susie with her panties...
You're killin' me man! I hate those playdoh squisher outers!
It looks like curtains for Mark. I sure hope he makes it to the next episode.
PS
Great series! LOL
this is EXACTLY how I spent my day. In the playdough. And now I am cleaning it up as it is ground into the rug by my two youngins. Ugh. Nice picture squished in the playdough thing. That gave me a chuckle.
Hummm... are you gonna make it??? What a thriller!!!!
HHNT!
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