Do you ever feeling like someone is watching you?
I do.
All the time.
But perhaps there's a good reason for it. (Click to see video)
It could just be the more than two dozen skulls in my office.
The side effect of being a horror author I guess.
Mark Leslie is a writer, editor and bookseller who lives in Southern Ontario. In 2005, Mark joined the blogging bandwagon and started posting random thoughts and musings on writing, bookselling and being a father.
Do you ever feeling like someone is watching you?
I do.
All the time.
But perhaps there's a good reason for it. (Click to see video)
It could just be the more than two dozen skulls in my office.
The side effect of being a horror author I guess.
Liz and I enjoyed making a pandemic parody medley in the guise of the old K-Tel style television commercials back in the spring.
We kicked around the idea of putting together a similar one but with a bit of a Christmas theme.
So I started to work on some lyrics. The cool thing about writing a "medley" album spoof is that you don't need to do the whole song; just small bits of it.
We never ended up getting to do the work on recording the songs or the video. Stuff happens.
But on Christmas Day, after spending far too long trying to get a picture of us with the fur family (the only family we saw over the holidays due to pandemic lockdown)...
Then we started goofing around and took a few pics of us drinking Corona in front of our book Christmas tree.
One of the images looked perfect for the album cover of the parody we never recorded. So I used it to make a fake album.
Here are some of the planned lyrics in the album that never happened.
[EDIT: Like an itch I HAD to scratch, these songs wouldn't let me go, so I quickly slapped a parody commercial together....and mocked the fact it came out AFTER Christmas]
Oh these pandemic times are frightening
And my pants, they just keep tightening
Stuck inside with no place to go
This year blow, this year blows, this year blows
Rusty the Noseman wears his mask below his nose
With both nostrils out for the world to see
And his eyes all glazed and stoned
Rusty the Noseman is a miracle they say
And he moves about with a protruding snout
As he goes about his day
He must think there is magic in
That cloth across his gums
He wears it on just half the face
That’s connected to his lungs
Oh Rusty the Noseman, is as stunned as one can be
Even children say, it don’t work that way
He’s a risk for you and me
Heck those malls are filled with folly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Shoppers crammed and no one’s jolly
Fa la la la la la la la la
Don we now our plague apparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
Troll the maskless, yell and quarrel
Fa la la la la la la la la
It’s beginning to look a lot like f*ck this
Yes, this whole year blows
I received a neat look at my YouTube stats for 2020.
Nope,
I am not any sort of YouTube sensation but I'm enjoying putting out creative
content and some folks are resonating with it. (A pretty strong
parallel to the books and stories I publish - hanging out in that broad
mid-list realm)
I think we did even better on the less popular K-Tel spoof commercial - a medley of pandemic-inspired parodies. Still Stuck, Still with You, Still in this House
Liz and I appeared on three different Ontario television news programs for these fun collaborations. That was kind of cool.
Ever since someone pointed it out to me, it has really bothered me that The Monster Mash is a song about a song that you never get to actually hear.
Check out this set of lyrics from the 1962 song by Bobby "Boris" Pickett (written by Bobby Pickett and Leonard L. Capizzi)
The scene was rockin', all were digging the sounds
Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds
The coffin-bangers were about to arrive
With their vocal group, 'The Crypt-Kicker Five'They played the mash, they played the monster mash
The monster mash, it was a graveyard smash
They played the mash, it caught on in a flash
They played the mash, they played the monster mash
| "Stuck in the Middle with You" Parody |
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| Sharing Broadband Streams stills from video |
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| Kay-Tell Presents: Still Stuck, Still with You, Still in this House |
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| Link to Episode 126 - Thanks for the Inspiration and the Laughs |
Yes, these are dark times, but laughter is important.
It connects people. And laughter has been shown to actually stimulate positive activity in a person's immune system.
I know we're all scared, we're uncertain, we aren't sure what's coming, for us, and for those we know and love. Things seem to be spinning out of control. But we can always control where we focus and how we respond.
I choose love, compassion, and humor.
And I choose to thank all of these amazing creative people who took the time to spread their own passion, through humor, to help others find smiles and laughs in these trying times.
My mom has really enjoyed being quarantined with me since classes went online.
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| https://twitter.com/annielizzz/status/1241169722978246656 |
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| A little Mark Leslie Adams anyone? |
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| Alicia Witt in a still from her "Anyway" music video |
| Compilation of images from video for "Younger" |
let's be honestIt is a great look at the importance of so many of the things that make our youth so magical, which include open-ness, acceptance, imagination and all that comes with that. Perhaps the reason I write speculative fiction is my desire to want to continue to capture and share that sense of wonder I first experienced when reading that type of fiction in my youth.
it's not too late
to fade away
and disappear into the stars
above the noise
and rise the silence like a wave
you have the choice to
reveal the quiet that you're hiding in your voice
let's take the world and discover
all we used to know.... I
wanna find a way to the wonder, like
when we were younger