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Thursday, October 13, 2005

Go-Train Maxims

The volume level and degree of annoying ring tone of a person's cell phone are inversely proportional to the speed with which the person carrying that phone will answer it.

The loud and annoying voice of the person sitting in the section nearest to you are inversely proportional to the level of intelligence and interesting content of the words being spoken.

3 comments:

Kimberly said...

you want a rant in a half about cell phones...check this out:

http://ihatethesepants.blogspot.com

I think you and my friend may have something in common...

Kim :)

Kimberly said...

you want a rant in a half about cell phones...check this out:

http://ihatethesepants.blogspot.com

I think you and my friend may have something in common...

Kim :)

Pop Can Crab said...

These are exactly the people I'm talking about. My favorites are the ones with the 'Madonna style' handsfree sets strapped to their heads ... who needs to be on the phone that much?

I would certainly not be able to write rants about technology without IT professionals to fuel my fire.
"Almost every party sees that its interest in self-preservation is best served if its opposite number does not lose its powers".

Just remember, laptops and cellphones won't save you from the trees ...
:)