Spud Wars - A New Hopelessness
Not all that long ago, on a Thursday not so far from today, Darth moved into Chateau Leslie. Things had been going quite nicely until Mark attempted to clean Darth's mask. It popped off, and Mark got a startling peek at the face beneath.
Spud Tater Unmasked!
As if seeing the face of Darth Tater wasn't enough, Darth made a revelation that was even more shocking. "Mark, your supper last night was MY FATHER!"
"Mark, you ate my father!"
The terrible truth was almost too much. Upon seeing the horrible face beneath the mask and with Darth's father (who had been a nice plate of fries smothered in gravy) still digesting in his stomach, Mark fainted. Darth jumped into attack mode, fully intending to avenge his father's needless consumption.
Revenge of the Spud-Eye!
Will Mark be able to get out of this predicament? Will Darth enact his revenge? If Darth is really a potato, why doesn't he have more sets of eyes? Does anybody actually really care about any of this?
TO BE CONTINUED . . .
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27 comments:
LMAO! You take the cake... er... spud, my friend! That was wonderful! Cheers and Happy HNT!
That's pretty damn funny.
Well, that'll teach you to indulge in carbs :P ... these pictures are too funny!!
You are always fun to visit. :)
ah man :) i needed the giggle, mark :)
happy HNT, you!
ROFLMAO
THAT IS GREAT!
i am going to laugh about that all day!
THANK YOU!
LMAO!
Lets celebrate the saga, I love a good story and a good laugh. Great Post.
That is so funny and awesome! Darth Tater rocks! LOL
Happy HNT! :)
thanks for the giggle! i laughed like crazy when i saw those in stores the first time. happy HNT!
LMAO! That's great. I'm with Pete... keep it up. Happy HNT!
Mark, you ate my father...
NO, I AM your father! LOL
Happy HNT
*wolf whistle*
Nice HNT, Sugar! Too bad you haven't taken him.
That's hilarious! I've got one on my desk at home and one on my desk at work. Don't leave home without your tater!!
Oh, I love that! Happy HNT!
LMAO! This was great!! I'm in kinda a crappy mood today, so thanks for making me laugh!
HappY HNT! :)
LOL too funny :-) HHNT
care? not so much, agreed.
but it IS fun!!!
HHNT~
That is so FUNNY!!! I love it...
You know, carbs can be your enemy...but starches...starches are DEADLY!
hehe
Happy HNT!
LOL! Very creative!
Happy HNT!
Very funny!
Happy HNT!
That is the best ever! HHNT
LMAO!! Great HNT! :-D
ROFL, this is great. When do we get to meet your sister? ;)
Happy HNF (I missed Thursday, sorry! lol)
Made my day! Your creative and adventurous spirit never ceases to amaze me.
Mark, you are truly brilliant and full of never ending creativity!
Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard!
:) I await the next chapter, and yes I do care!
Oh. My. Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More please!!!!!
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