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Thursday, January 12, 2006

HNT - Darth Tater Unmasked

I thought I'd try something a bit different for this week's HNT, and start a bit of a story in pictures starring my newest little friend, Darth Tater.

Spud Wars - A New Hopelessness

Not all that long ago, on a Thursday not so far from today, Darth moved into Chateau Leslie. Things had been going quite nicely until Mark attempted to clean Darth's mask. It popped off, and Mark got a startling peek at the face beneath.








Spud Tater Unmasked!



As if seeing the face of Darth Tater wasn't enough, Darth made a revelation that was even more shocking. "Mark, your supper last night was MY FATHER!"











"Mark, you ate my father!"


The terrible truth was almost too much. Upon seeing the horrible face beneath the mask and with Darth's father (who had been a nice plate of fries smothered in gravy) still digesting in his stomach, Mark fainted. Darth jumped into attack mode, fully intending to avenge his father's needless consumption.





Revenge of the Spud-Eye!

Will Mark be able to get out of this predicament? Will Darth enact his revenge? If Darth is really a potato, why doesn't he have more sets of eyes? Does anybody actually really care about any of this?

TO BE CONTINUED . . .

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34 comments:

lecram sinun said...

LMAO! You take the cake... er... spud, my friend! That was wonderful! Cheers and Happy HNT!

Ryan Oakley said...

That's pretty damn funny.

Magdalena said...

Well, that'll teach you to indulge in carbs :P ... these pictures are too funny!!

Leela Lamore said...

LMFAO this was funny. Thanks for the smile!

Wenchy said...

You are always fun to visit. :)

Pieces of Me said...

HOw funny!! HHNT

madgirl said...

ah man :) i needed the giggle, mark :)

happy HNT, you!

212designs said...

ROFLMAO
THAT IS GREAT!
i am going to laugh about that all day!
THANK YOU!

Flygirl said...

LMAO!

* ! Libraaaa ! * said...

lmao! that was cute and very creative. be careful it looks like that's gonna go up ur nose lol HHNT

Lance said...

Lets celebrate the saga, I love a good story and a good laugh. Great Post.

Ameratis said...

First time visit to your site (found you through BS) and what a day to visit! Too funny! I am going to go around thinking "cue hissing voice" Mark you ate my father! all day....can't wait to read more and catch up on what I have missed!

:) The Imp

Marie said...

That is so funny and awesome! Darth Tater rocks! LOL

Happy HNT! :)

lime said...

thanks for the giggle! i laughed like crazy when i saw those in stores the first time. happy HNT!

Pete Mitchell said...

LMAO! You better continue this.

(And I hope Fran made the French Fries this time --he said with the voice of experience. Those poor, poor curtains.)

The Persian said...

HAHA...loved it man. Potato Vader got your ass!

Happy HNT!

paitl1 said...

LMAO! That's great. I'm with Pete... keep it up. Happy HNT!

barefoot_mistress said...

Mark, you ate my father...

NO, I AM your father! LOL
Happy HNT

Queen of Ass said...

*wolf whistle*

Nice HNT, Sugar! Too bad you haven't taken him.

Rainypete said...

That's hilarious! I've got one on my desk at home and one on my desk at work. Don't leave home without your tater!!

Kimberly said...

LOL! That's awesome Mark...hope you survived to read all of your comments...definitely keep this one going!

Happy HNT! :)

Lee Ann said...

Oh, I love that! Happy HNT!

MamaKBear said...

LMAO! This was great!! I'm in kinda a crappy mood today, so thanks for making me laugh!

HappY HNT! :)

kaliblue said...

LOL too funny :-) HHNT

daisyduke said...

care? not so much, agreed.
but it IS fun!!!

HHNT~

Just Some Gal said...

That is so FUNNY!!! I love it...

You know, carbs can be your enemy...but starches...starches are DEADLY!

hehe

Happy HNT!

SignGurl said...

LOL! Very creative!

Happy HNT!

KatieFeldmom said...

Very funny!
Happy HNT!

Chicken said...

That is the best ever! HHNT

Still Searching... said...

LMAO!! Great HNT! :-D

Lara said...

ROFL, this is great. When do we get to meet your sister? ;)

Happy HNF (I missed Thursday, sorry! lol)

Franny said...

Made my day! Your creative and adventurous spirit never ceases to amaze me.

Mantaray Ocean said...

Mark, you are truly brilliant and full of never ending creativity!

Thank you so much for making me laugh so hard!

:) I await the next chapter, and yes I do care!

Evilicious Blonde said...

Oh. My. Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

More please!!!!!