Thursday, January 26, 2006

HNT - The Carb-Eater Strikes Back

Continued from HNT - Darth Tater Unmasked

When we last left off, Darth Tater had jumped to attack an unconscious Mark as revenge for his father's needless death as a french fry. Just as Darth was about to take Mark out with a finishing blow, he realized that he was half-nekkid, and bent down to retrive his mask. As Darth was retrieving his mask, Mark awoke.



Mark immediately fled the scene, leaving an angry Darth Tater behind. Mark kept running until he made it far, far away to the kitchen area of the house. There in the kitchen (also known as the Dego system), Mark met up with the wise old sage Mister Bunny where he sought advice.


"Defeat him, you will not, " Mister Bunny said. "Unless the right utensil you have. Use the FORKS, Mark! Use the FORKS. And then the peeler and the potato smasher.


Mister Bunny explained that Mark should first use the fork in a stabbing motion to hold Darth Tater in place. Then he should use the peeler to remove his protective armour skin. And then, finally, the potato masher, to finish him off. So with weapons, and a plan in hand, Mark steeled himself up for the death battle with Darth Tater.



To be continued . . .

(And if you like serial stories, check out my serial thriller "I, Death" -- for those of you browsing HNT for a little naughty stuff, this Thursday's post contains some erotica.)


I'm half-nekkid, she's half-nekkid
He's half-nekkid, we're half-nekkid
Wouldn't you like to be half-nekkid too?
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26 comments:

Lee Ann said...

Darth tater...I love it! Happy HNT!

212degreedesigns said...

it hurts
the laughing
i can't stop
it hurts...

i really did make my husband get off the couch to come see.

YES!

HAPPY HNT!

Mantaray Ocean said...

Brilliant and I am still laughing....Mister Bunny is truly very wise :)

paitl1 said...

LMAO I love it! Thanks, I needed a laugh today.
happy hnt!

Stephanie said...

hehehe this is too funny
happy HNT

Unknown said...

Mmmmmm. Bunnies.

Wenchy said...

I loved the pic of the foot.. yours I presume? .... or I may have to take mine out my mouth?

Happy HNT Mark. :)

lime said...

use the forks..........i am LMAO! i LOVE this series. so funny! thanks for giving me a great giggle first thing in the morning. happy HNT!

Zephyr said...

OMG.. Use the forks... either this line was truly inspired and totally hysterical or I didn't get nearly enough sleep, because I'm laughing like crazy here. And while I'm sure of the second part, I suspect that I'd love this one even with a healthy 8 hours.

Happy HNT! (I'll wait to read the serial story when I have the time and the sleep to appreciate it... Darth Tater was more my style given the current condition.)

lecram sinun said...

I was looking forward to this all week. Waiting with taterd breath for the continuation. Cheers and Happy HNT!

Marie said...

Mark, I'm still laughing as I type my comment! Hahahaha!

I love the storyline, the pics, Darth Tater, everything...Happy HNT!

The Lily said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! That is awesome. Now I have to go back and read them all from the beginning.

Happy HNT!

C-

Still Searching... said...

OMG!! You have an interesting mind m'dear! Love it!!

HHNT :-D

Bsoholic said...

LMAO - that rocks, can't wait 'till next week!

Happy HNT

OLY said...

very funny!! very creative!! :)
Happy HNT mate!

Shauna said...

You are too funny!!

Chuck said...

LOL Hilarious series!

HHNT!

MamaKBear said...

LMAO!! I've loved this series!
May the forks be with you!

happy HNT! :)

Mayo said...

beautifully done, bravo....chow...

daisyduke said...

is he your fah-tha???

HHNT, darthspud!

Blondage said...

That is the most disgruntled looking bunny wabbit I have ever seen! LMAO!!!

Loving the Darth Tater series. You crack me up!

Happy HNT. :)

Robin said...

Mark, this is priceless!!!!

But you aren't REALLY going to kill Darth Tater, are you?

HHNT

BTExpress said...

LMAO. Great story. I can't wait for the next episode.

S said...

ROTF absolutely hilarious cant wait for more! Happy HNT

Anonymous said...

Very entertaining, have you ever thought of being a puppeteer?

DaMasta said...

THIS WAS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE SEEN IN A WHILE!! LMAO @ USE THE FORKS!


I prefer sporks, though.