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Thursday, April 27, 2006

HNT - Mark's Last Stand

Continued From HNT - Darth's Revenge Part II

Just as Mark thought he was going to reach the forks and be able to use them against his army of enemies, one of the dozens of Darth clones attacking him stepped in and kicked them away. Mark was left with nothing other than his bare hands to fight the swarming taters.


But, without the forks he was unable to stop the deadly attack. Although he tried desperately to get out of the situation, it was just too much. In a very anticlimactic and disappointing plot turn, Mark was killed.

Darth and his army of clones were victorious. Darth himself stood at the head of the dead body of his enemy and told his clones to stand aside. "We must honour our enemy," Darth said. "And treat his downfall with the respect that he truly deserves."


When the clones all stepped away, Darth stood silently, regarding his fallen enemy. Then he took off his mask, took a deep breath and said . . .


"Nah, Nah. In your face, Mark. In your face! Nah, Nah! I'm better than yoooou." Then he did a little happy dance and started to bop around singing "Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah. Heeeeeey, Goooooodbye."

But in the middle of his dance and celebration, a voice could be heard. "My Daddy! What have you done to my Daddy?" It was Mark's son, Alexander. And boy did he look pissed.

To be continued in HNT - Alex Attacks



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27 comments:

lecram sinun said...

Uh Oh... whatch out for that kid, Darth! Very cool, Mark! Another installment next week? Cheers ans Happy HNT!

paitl1 said...

That was hilarious. Keep it up. I think Darth may have the fight of his life coming. Happy HNT!

SmileDragon said...

That was great! HHNT

barefoot_mistress said...

LOL I see you havent received the potato shredder as of yet! LOL
HHNT Mark!

Phain said...

you
crack
me
up

BTExpress said...

ROTFLMA................How could you let these Darth clones beat you like this? Ever hear of a light saber dude?

Suze said...

You crack me up with your wacky sense of humour. Mr Potato Head never looked so menacing.

Happy HNT sweetie ;)

lime said...

oh man, this is great! i can't wait to see how alex avenges your death! HHNT

Ameratis said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo! ::falls to the floor weeping, lamenting, gnashing her teeth, and pulling her hair:: No Mark! Mark you were such a good man! How could fate let that Evil Son of a Carb defeat you! Our only hope is that Alexander will exact revenge upon the Spudtard!

The Mourning Imp

Gabby said...

I think Junior is going to go the way of Anakin Skywalker... he's a bad 'un, you mark my words!!!!

Happy HNT Mark!

MyUtopia said...

LOL that was hilarious. Bad Mr. Potato Heads!

me said...

That was great! Laughter is a better way to start the day than coffee ... or maybe I'm being hasty. Let's say both together are the better way ... happy HNT!

Wenchy said...

Mr. Leslie dahhhhhling. You do know you are not well ---- right? Yay!!!!!

LOL

Crimson said...

Love it;) HHNT!

LushlyMe said...

Well of course he was pissed...no one picks on his daddy but him! HHNT!

Lee Ann said...

Looks like you need the kiss from a princess! :)
Happy HNT!

J's Girlfriend said...

Genius. Good stamp tool effort, too!

212designs said...

drool! drool everywhere!

lol

will make for better mashed potatoes!

HHNT!

SignGurl said...

Very funny! Your son is adorable just like his daddy.

AndyT13 said...

That is a freaking scream! HHNT!

BH said...

Love it! Just love it! HHNT!

miss_lissa said...

OMG!!

*giggles*,
you are freakin hilarious and your lil guy is tooo cute beyond all words. I hope he gums that nasty tater!!

& I love your NeoCOUNTER.. I want one ;)

Happy HNT

Tricia said...

You can take 'em Mark.
Fight dammit FIGHT!

They have removable arms, I know you can do it!

HHNT :)

The Persian said...

Where the heck did you get all those Mr.Potato head darth vaders??

I love it! And your son is soo cute!!


Happy HNT :)

Bellarosa said...

Definately the best one I have seen yet!

Happy HNT

Lara said...

Go Alex! ( sure hope he's old enough to use the forks.)

(and just wait till he's 13 like MY Alex... he might not stand up for you then. hehe)

Steve said...

None of you understand. He had it coming. I mean if any of you had seen the numbers he has slaughtered. The 90's were the worst years. It was horrible. First soaking them in freezing water then digging their eyes out with a knife and then skining them alive. After cutting them to bits he would put them in bioling hot water or oil. Sometimes after, he would smash them to smithereens. As if this weren't enough just before he devoured them he'd often cover them in ketchup, to make them look like they had blead to death. Awfull! Sorry Alex, but you daddy was a very bad man!

Not that there is anything wrong with that . . . You should see what he's don to eggs!