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Thursday, June 08, 2006

HNT - All This Violence

Continued from HNT - The Final Standoff

As Alexander put Darth Tater into an unbreakable half nelson, Darth said: "I give, I give. But please put me down, I have something important to say."


"Okay," Alexander said. "I'm all ears."

"That's funny," Darth said. "Because I'm all eyes. Get it? Eyes? A potatoe that's all eyes?"

"It's not funny if you have to explain it," Alexander sighed. "Now tell me what you wanted to say."

"I wanted to say that if you look at it, we're even. Your father ate my father as a pile of french fries, and I slaughtered your father. So we're even. We should call a truce."

"Hmm," Alexander said. "You do have a point. Maybe we should call a truce."

"Ah," said Darth. "This feels good."

"It sure does," Alexander responded. "But you know what? All this violence makes me want to play violent video games."

"Yeah," Darth said with a grin. "Me too."

And so the two sat down and turned on the X-Box and started to play violent video games, proving the age old belief that violence in the real world breeds the desire to play violent video games (and that if you have to repeatedly explain a joke, it's not all that funny to begin with).

But, as they were engaged in their game, neither of them seemed to notice a strange shadow creeping up behind them . . .

To Be Continued



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20 comments:

lime said...

LOL, have i mentioned how much i love this series? it makes me giggle every single time. and alexander is so adorable. happy HNT

Bellarosa said...

Each week is better than the last ... I can't wait to see what happens next.

HHNT

Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

AHH! Its wonderful! HHNT! Give the wee sprout a HUGE smooch for me!

Lee Ann said...

Absolutely precious! You guys must have the most fun!
Happy HNT!

lecram sinun said...

A strange shadow? Wadda ya know... there's more! Yay! Cheers and Happy HNT!

Crimson said...

So cute :) HHNT!

Wenchy said...

That last pic is the best!

Addict said...

I love it!!!
What a little super hero...
I can't wait for next week :)

HS said...

omg....super cute!

Solitaire said...

Oh no Alex.... turn around!!!! Ah! I'm in suspense!

HHNT!

Suze said...

Alex you did well you little cutie. Another case of good conquering evil.

Happy HNT to you both ;)

kien lim said...

May the Half-Nekkid one be with you!

HHNT!

Phain said...

LOL!! Watch out Alexxxxx - watch ouuuuuuuuuuttttt!!!

paitl1 said...

and here i thought we were gonna see the last of darth... you proved me wrong. Happy hnt!

Rainypete said...

Holy Crap!! Watch out guys....it's Peter O'Mallick behind you!

This is the post that never ends
It just goes on and on my friends

Mark started posting it not knowing where it went
And as it grew all on its own it got more and more bent

This is the post.........(you get the idea)


Good stuff, keep it up.

Ameratis said...

::falls to knees weeping for joy:: One more week! I will be ok after that...I mean...I not addicted...just one more week...that is all I need.

;) The Imp

BTExpress said...

Your just a big old meanie to leave us hanging like this week, after week, after week. This reminds me of the old Buck Rodgers episodes I used to watch in the movie theater each week as a wee lad. You know, right after they invented talkies? Ever see them?

Becca said...

I couldn't bare to go to sleep without my weekly installment...and as always you amuse and bemuse :D

HHNT!

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