As Alexander and Darth Tater were playing violent video games, the shadows behind them shifted and moved. And out of the shadows came a hand -- a startlingly familiar hand, holding a fork!
It was Mark! Mark? But he was supposedly dead. "But, you're dead. I killed you myself! I saw it with my own eyes. And since I'm a potato I have a lot of those." Darth muttered as he was hoisted into the air by the power of the forks.
"You killed the evil Mark, not me." Mark said, laughing madly. "Didn't you notice his facial hair?"
"Aw, that's not fair," Darth Tater said. "It's the old evil Captain Kirk 'goatee' thing. Not fair at all. This is supposed to be a spoof of Star Wars, not Star Trek."
"Spoof is a spoof is a spoof," Mark said. "It's all fair game. And now, your game is up, Tater." And with that cliched statement, Mark bit down into his enemy.
Mark and Alexander then took turns snacking on their enemy.
"Mmm," Alexander said. "I love potato. Try the arm, Daddy. It's just like a French Fry."
"Mumfh klpsp," Mark said, his mouth too full of spud pieces to respond intelligently. But it sounded an awful lot like 'Could use a little ketchup.'
When the victory snack was finished, the father and son team yelled "High Five!" and then started to do their happy dance.
But they didn't hear the creaking of someone coming down the stairs . . .
To be continued in HNT - Spud Wars The Epilogue
(the next one is the final-final one - I promise)
25 comments:
oh man, mark i LOVE this series. it can't come to an end. if lucas can beat us to death with sequels...then again...good idea to go out on top instead. this has been briliant!
HHNT
I don't know if I am ready for it to end ... I love it!
All's fair in game and spoofs and this one takes the french fries.
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TOO. CUTE. I have really enjoyed this. What a wonderful idea.
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Ive got the hot oil ready...dump him in, quick! Thanks for the laughs, as always! HHNT
That is so cute and too funny! HHNT
YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BAD GUY HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND THE HERO'S ALL LIVED AFTER ALL. I just love a good ending. :-) Happy HNT you two!
Love these :) HHNT!
And it even came with built in toothpicks! Very cool!
HHNT!
I just popped corn! Keep the series going!!!!
I love the fork!
So I suppose they got their chips! LOL.
Happy HNT to you both ;)
I feel a great disturbance in the forks. Like a million eyes fried out at once.
looks like a lot of fun with you and the boys.
Good on ya for doing this.
HHNT!!!
kids love high fives. i don't know why but i know they do.
This cracks me up, everytime. Too cute, both of the boys in the story. HHNT!
Happy HNT!
Cute. HHNT!
"...Try the arm, Daddy. It's just like a French Fry..."
ROFLMAO!!
My favorite so far!!
MORE MORE MORE!!
I love the pic of you and Alexander high fiving :D
HHNT!
Hooray! Darth Tator is back! Woooooo!!!!
I love this series. You make me giggle like a maniac.
:)
Happy HNT!
I love your little "movie" ov pictures....they are wonderful!
Happy HNT!
Cute!!
Happy HNT
LOL!
Happy Belated HNT, you nut! =)
TFF! ^5
I absolutely love this! What a brilliant twist.
I also want to say Congratulations on the book launch today!
Thank you so much!
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