Thursday, June 22, 2006

HNT - Spud Wars The Conclusion

Continued From HNT - All This Violence

As Alexander and Darth Tater were playing violent video games, the shadows behind them shifted and moved. And out of the shadows came a hand -- a startlingly familiar hand, holding a fork!

It was Mark! Mark? But he was supposedly dead. "But, you're dead. I killed you myself! I saw it with my own eyes. And since I'm a potato I have a lot of those." Darth muttered as he was hoisted into the air by the power of the forks.

"You killed the evil Mark, not me." Mark said, laughing madly. "Didn't you notice his facial hair?"

"Aw, that's not fair," Darth Tater said. "It's the old evil Captain Kirk 'goatee' thing. Not fair at all. This is supposed to be a spoof of Star Wars, not Star Trek."

"Spoof is a spoof is a spoof," Mark said. "It's all fair game. And now, your game is up, Tater." And with that cliched statement, Mark bit down into his enemy.

Mark and Alexander then took turns snacking on their enemy.

"Mmm," Alexander said. "I love potato. Try the arm, Daddy. It's just like a French Fry."

"Mumfh klpsp," Mark said, his mouth too full of spud pieces to respond intelligently. But it sounded an awful lot like 'Could use a little ketchup.'

When the victory snack was finished, the father and son team yelled "High Five!" and then started to do their happy dance.

But they didn't hear the creaking of someone coming down the stairs . . .

To be continued in HNT - Spud Wars The Epilogue

(the next one is the final-final one - I promise)

He may have facial hair, but he's definitely not evil.
Go visit Osbasso to learn more about Half-Nekkid Thursday


lime said...

oh man, mark i LOVE this series. it can't come to an end. if lucas can beat us to death with sequels...then again...good idea to go out on top instead. this has been briliant!


Anonymous said...

I don't know if I am ready for it to end ... I love it!

All's fair in game and spoofs and this one takes the french fries.


The Lily said...

TOO. CUTE. I have really enjoyed this. What a wonderful idea.

Phain said...


S said...

Ive got the hot oil ready...dump him in, quick! Thanks for the laughs, as always! HHNT

Sexy Duet said...

That is so cute and too funny! HHNT

BTExpress said...

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BAD GUY HAS BEEN DEFEATED AND THE HERO'S ALL LIVED AFTER ALL. I just love a good ending. :-) Happy HNT you two!

Leesa said...

Love these :) HHNT!

T - Another Geek Girl said...

And it even came with built in toothpicks! Very cool!


Anonymous said...

I just popped corn! Keep the series going!!!!

Wenchy said...

I love the fork!

Suze said...

So I suppose they got their chips! LOL.

Happy HNT to you both ;)

Rainypete said...

I feel a great disturbance in the forks. Like a million eyes fried out at once.

A Bronx Tale said...

looks like a lot of fun with you and the boys.

Good on ya for doing this.


kids love high fives. i don't know why but i know they do.

Sandi said...

you are great! I love this:)
HHNT to you!

Solitaire said...

Awesome! You ate Darth Tater! I love this series!! LOL!

Thanks for the well wishing, I hope it goes well...


Oº°‘¨t®ãg‘°ºO said...

Darth is adorable!! HHNT

Fame said...

This cracks me up, everytime. Too cute, both of the boys in the story. HHNT!

Anonymous said...

You gave Alexander junk food??!!!


(Loved the high five.)

The Middle Child said...

Happy HNT!

Holly {ArtistMotherTeacher} said...

Cute. HHNT!

Rebecca said...

"...Try the arm, Daddy. It's just like a French Fry..."


My favorite so far!!


I love the pic of you and Alexander high fiving :D


Blondage said...

Hooray! Darth Tator is back! Woooooo!!!!

I love this series. You make me giggle like a maniac.


Happy HNT!

Brown eyed girl said...

I love your little "movie" ov pictures....they are wonderful!
Happy HNT!

Anonymous said...

long live spud wars...or spud trek...whatever!!!

Naughty K said...

Happy HNT

Lil Bit said...

Happy Belated HNT, you nut! =)
TFF! ^5

Mantaray Ocean said...

I absolutely love this! What a brilliant twist.

I also want to say Congratulations on the book launch today!

Thank you so much!

Sandy Hatcher-Wallace said...

No no can end the spud wars...not now.

Anonymous said...

Your blog I found to be very interesting!
I just came across your blog and wanted to
drop you a note telling you how impressed I was with
the information you have posted here.
I have a video games cheats
Come and check it out if you get time :-)
Best regards!