I’m continually amazed at the subject text in many of these emails, laughing recently at the following:
- hot chick admits to bringing a ruler on dates
If only I’d had the secrets being offered to me in this delightfully revealing piece of spam.
Mark Leslie is a writer, editor and bookseller who lives in Southern Ontario. In 2005, Mark joined the blogging bandwagon and started posting random thoughts and musings on writing, bookselling and being a father.
4 comments:
LMAO!!! checking length and diameter and having pi for dessert.
too funny!! I hope she warmed up the cold tape measure first so shrinkage wasn't an issue. lol
ahh
just another indicator of how naive I am... was?
I always thought that was a joke, until just lately when I've seen actual .. uh, porn ... and oddly shaped and sized ... uh .. people - even last summer moving here a friend said something about a song playing and I honestly had to admit I thought the reference to size meant ..
size.. some men are thin, some big bear like men - some, just fat.
... yeah ... not enough experience.
But again, I'm only 5'1" so another woman's not enough is probably just right for me...
dang - shut up already velma... kay off to fill up spomeone else's comment space with my babble.
:) happy wednesday
OH - almost HNT
Well, I don't think I've ever measured anyone who didn't ask me to. I guess my thinking is I can tell if it fits by feeling it, so who needs to know the number.
However, I do confess to spending a few minutes trying to figure out what your wife's blatter was.... batter? blather? aha... bladder! hehe
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