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Thursday, February 01, 2007

HNT - TiT - A New Beginning


Terror in Toyland (TiT) - An HNT Adventure
by Mark Leslie


After a long hard day of work, Mark was resting on the couch downstairs and started to drift off to sleep. His mind began to fill with memories of a fun playtime from a year earlier: Memories of him and his son Alexander finally beating Darth Tater after a long and difficult struggle.

But at just about the same time, a small group of toys were gathering under the giant Spud Leader. And he was telling them about the horrible tragedy that befell one of their own and the man who was responsible for it all.

"Behold" he said. "The only remaining piece of what was once a great spoof toy."

"But," The Spud Trooper said. "I read that legendary HNT series, and the whole thing was just a made up pretend adventure. Mark and Alexander were just pretending the whole thing. It never really happened."

"It might have been pretend," the wise large Spud said. "But a toy was injured in the making of it. And that is something which simply cannot be forgiven."

"Understood," Darth Tater said. "We shall get revenge." He turned to Artoo-Potatoo. "But I don't understand why you've joined us. You're supposed to be on the other side."

"Normally I would be," Artoo said. "But a toy was harmed. And not just a toy, but a potato themed toy. I must join you in seeking revenge."

The cloakless Darth Tater shook Artoo's hand. "Then you're one of us. Welcome."

And so, their little spud hearts full of anger, and their guts steeled for vengeance, the spud team headed off to find their quarry. They knew that working together they would be able to secure their revenge much better than a group of Darth Tater clones.

"But that never happened," Spud Trooper said.

"Shut-up," Artoo said. "You're ruining the whole suspension of disbelief thing."

And so the group kept moving on. It didn't take them long before they arrived at Mark's door.

"Knock knock," Artoo said, and the whole group snickered, awaiting Mark's response.


To Be Continued . . .



11 comments:

lecram said...

Yay! A sequel! I've so been waiting for this!

WestDoor said...

And the Spud Wars Saga continues...

I need my cheesy yellow letters and scrolling words........

keda said...

eeeeeek!!! terrifying.

the force is strong in this one..

happy half nekkid trouper day.

Sassy One said...

"Artoo-Potatoo" HAHAHA

I can't wait to see what happens!

Bella said...

*giggling* It has finally begun .. you will have me eagerly anticipating each week, I can't wait to see how revenge is won ... or is it?!

HHNT

SIMPLY ME said...

LMAO Mark. I can't wait for that door to be opened......Happy HNT

Kimberly said...

oh artoo...why did you turn to the dark side?!

Happy HNT!

Regal said...

Happy HNT

Stealth said...

LMAO!! I was hoping you would do a sequel!!!!

I feel tatered for sure...this even beats spaceballs!!!

Ameratis said...

I missed yesterday but I got it today! WHOOHOO the sequel begins! I will so look forward to Thursays again now!

Thanks Mark and remember...Use the Fork!

Rainypete said...

Don't answer it Mark!! It's a trick!!

This should be fun!