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Thursday, March 30, 2006

HNT - Darth's Revenge Part I

At long last, the continuation of the Darth Tater Spud Wars series . . .

Continued from HNT - When Darth Comes Knocking.

When we last left off, Darth and his gang of clones had approached Mark's house. While the rest of the clones hid, Darth knocked on the door and tricked an unsuspecting Mark into opening the door.

Expecting to see the Avon lady, Mark was surprised to see his old nemesis Darth Tater standing in his doorway.


"I lied," Darth said.

"Pardon me?" Mark responded, still reeling from the shock.

"When we played 'knock, knock' a moment ago, I lied. When you said 'Who's there?' I should have said 'Vera.'"

"Vera who?" Mark asked, even more puzzled.

"Vera gonna kill you!" Darth wailed, and, as he let out a battle cry, the hidden clones all jumped out of hiding, launching a quick and ruthless attack on their enemy.


To be continued . . .



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31 comments:

lime said...

LOL, i have just LOVED this silly series. gives me such a good giggle. the look of horror on your face is such a riot. happy HNT!

Lee Ann said...

OH! Looks like you are frightened!
Love it! Happy HNT!

paitl1 said...

can't wait to see how you get out of this!
Happy HNT!

Solitaire said...

AWESOME!

Your HNT's make me laugh so hard! LOL!

HHNT!

Rainypete said...

You should have set fire to your house. The smell of all those roasting potatoes would have bee intoxicating. (Actually with all that plastic it would likely be toxic, but the idea was fun)

Tish said...

*LMAO* Mark! I love it!! The look on your face is priceless! This almost makes me want to come out of HNT retirement. hehehe.

Have a great day!

Sunny Delight said...

This is so great! Can't wait for the next frightening installment HHNT!

Chelle said...

LMAO this is great!!! You are so original with your HNT pics...lol I love them :) BTW>.I like the goatee!! hehe

HHNT ;)

Jamie said...

LOL...Very original....

HHNT!!

Gabby said...

Brilliant! I love all the little marauding Darth Tater's!

Happy HNT!

Crimson said...

Love it Love it! HHNT!

Wenchy said...

Happy HNT!

The Melody Censor said...

tee hee!
Happy HNT!

Ameratis said...

Oh no! Quickly someone give Mark a light saber so he can "French-fry" (since he is Canadian) those Taters! Armed with a lightsaber and using the forks, he could slice, dice and experience victory! (and add abit of salt and yummy!)

Bellarosa said...

Happy HNT

bsoholic said...

Haha! Great job!

Happy HNT

lime said...

still giggling here. and in answer to your question, yes, i take all my HNT pics myself. tripods and timers are wonderful things. hehehe

BTExpress said...

LMAO! Loved this! HHNT!

Suze said...

Very funny and unusual.

Happy HNT ;)

BH said...

*lol* Hilarious! Happy HNT!

The Kept Woman said...

I am cracking up!

You have the best surprised/shocked/I'm-being-attacked-by mini-Darth-Taters look ever!

HHNT!

The Persian said...

LOL LOL u are so freeeking funny!

Happy HNT :)

miss_lissa said...

Oh my freakin' lord!! hahahaaaaa... that is priceless!!

I laughed so loud when I read this I now have 6 children (daycare) standing behind me going "whats so funny??" hehe. they all luv it too.

Well, anxiously waiting for the next installment. Shall I bring the Heinz57?

Franny said...

Wow, either you're really good at Photoshop, or you're broke from buying all those Darth Taters...either way, I am in much awe.

You make some mashed potatos out of their asses!

Steve said...

Well ya gone done it! You got me out of hiding. Finally I defy the empty page. This is vintage Mark! Nice one Boobie. Save some mashed potatoes for me. . . but if you're making fries forget it!

Steve said...

Oh ya. . . You need coolin, baby I ain't foolin. . .

Phain said...

I like yer tater... ;) ~*~HHNT~*~

lecram sinun said...

That last pic is pretty nightmarish... in an evil spud sort of way! LOL! Cheers and Happy HNT!

barefoot_mistress said...

Hah! There you are! Couldn't find your blog til today....Love those flying guys!..better run, quick!

Happy HNT

Anastasia said...

LOL

the little itty bitty Darth's are so cute.

Abandoned in Pasadena said...

Franny's Fables sent me a link to your site...She wanted me to read about the adventures of Darth Tater. I'll be back to check your archives for more D.T. adventures.

I have the adventures of Cucoo over at my site.