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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Dude Smells Like A Lady

The verdict is in. At about 8:30 PM last night, about 14 hours after I'd applied Mitchum to my left armpit and Lady Mitchum to my right, Francine did the sniff test.

Her answer: "This one (the left armpit) smells fresher."

Guess I'll be sporting Lady Mitchum's "powder fresh" from now on. Hmm, women's products must be made with some sort of magic -- it makes me wonder if I might try using her shampoo. Is there a possibility it could reverse the male pattern baldness?

5 comments:

lime said...

makes me think of the 'secret'ads here.....strong enough for a man but made for a woman.

only now they are celbrating their 50th anniversary with a slogan that says (and i kid you not!)
'50 years of strong women.'

hhmm, not exactly the image i'd go for when hawking deodorant....

Franny said...

Ok, so you'll smell like a chick. Still better than smelling like a rooster!
If you're in the market for a good women's antiperspirant, Secret makes this "Ultra-Dry Diamond-Coated Platinum Super Mega-Force Anti-Stink" stick. They use it at the embalmers.

Its good stuff.

Kimberly said...

next thing we know you'll be skipping down the main aisle of the store singing "I feel pretty" at the top of your lungs!

(and I'm partial to herbal essences shampoo...i don't know about a cure for baldness, but it smells AWESOME!)

Rainypete said...

It's all downhill from here. Any word on the underwear yet?

Karen said...

Kudos to Francine for smelling your pits. She may have missed that in the fine print of the vows, but acted like a trooper anyway.

Karen

P.S. Kim's correct about Herbal Essence, it's great stuff!