Mash Pits

How embarassing. I'm sitting here at work with these huge "Mash Pits" (a term a buddy of mine in high school used to denote large rings of armpit sweat on one's shirt - based on the sweaty pits we used to see on the characters in M.A.S.H.) while the person beside me has her coat on and is complaining how cold the office is. What is wrong with me? (Besides hyperhidrosis that is)