Mr. Mayer You Make Good Meat By-Products!

After reading my last post, my buddy Peter Mitchell (who promises to start his own blog where he can be funny so I can create a link to it) reminded me of the following song:

My bologna has a first name
It's O S C A R
My bologna has a second name
It's M A Y E R
Oh, I love to eat it every day
And if you ask me why I'll say
Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with
B O L O G N A
(Hi Mom!)

Of course, that reminded me of another fun Oscar Mayer song:

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner
That is what I'd truly love to be
'Cuase if I was an Oscar Mayer weiner
Everyone would be in love with me

So many fun commercial jingles - so little time to sing them all.